U.S.– After screaming for months that Donald Trump will take away people’s voting rights if they don’t vote blue this November, the Democrat party has officially taken away the votes of their voters by overthrowing their democratically elected candidate Joe Biden.
“That’s it, we finally got rid of Biden,” wrote Obama in a Twitter X post as him and Hillary Clinton laughed like hyenas at the naïveté of their voting base. “We have saved democracy by getting rid of the candidate millions of people voted for in the primaries. Democracy has been saved.”
Hillary also took to social media to praise the Democrat party for going against the will of the people by staging a coup against Biden and told her incensed followers that she will let them know as soon as possible which new candidate the elites want them to vote for.
“We’ll let you know who the elites want you to support next,” wrote Hillary in arrogance. “What difference does the candidate make anyway when Democrat voters are so stupid they’ll vote for anyone with a ‘D’ after their name. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to write that. Pretend you guys didn’t see that. Oh well, what difference does it make? You’ll still vote for us anyway.”
The Democrat party reminded their voters to still make sure they vote blue no matter who as soon as the wealthy billionaires decided on which candidate they will be stealing the next election for.