BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA– A local Dad named Biff McSquiggin had the unfortunate job to tell his disappointed children that due to the Biden economy the entire family would only get one hot dog each this Fourth of July and that maybe if Trump gets back into the White House next year and prices come back down then they can start eating more.
Dad had to sit his children down to give them the terrible news that for the fourth Independence Day in a row their family cookout would be a little lighter and then proceeded to show his kids how to pretend eating food to trick their brains into thinking they were full.
“Sorry, kids, but it looks like you’re only getting one hot dog this holiday,” said Dad as his children began pouting their hungry lips. “And unlike last year, this year me and mom couldn’t even afford to buy bread rolls so you’ll have to just pretend like you have bread and mustard and then act like you’re full.”
Mom then took a photo of her disheartened children so that when the kids are older they can look back at how unhappy they were during the worst presidential administration in history.
“Kids, do you know how to spell ‘inflation’?” Asked dad as they all shared the hot dog juice from inside of the wrapper. “Let this be a lesson for you children. Make sure when you get older that you never vote Democrat, that way you won’t have to disappoint your children the way I’m disappointing you right now.”
