LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Hollywood actors joined former President Barack Obama and current Commander-in-Chief Joe Biden in a Democratic fundraiser in an effort to get the guy pretending to be the president reelected back into the Oval Office position he pretends to be really in charge of.
Professional liars George Clooney and Julia Roberts were some of the stars that showed up to support the fake president’s mission to make as many people believe that he’s trying to get reelected to the White House position that he already knows has been rigged in his favor.
“Joe Biden is the greatest president of all time,” said George Clooney with a straight face after having to do ten takes to stop from laughing at the absurdity. “In the whole history of the United States, there has never been a man more qualified to pretend like he’s the president than current acting President Joe Biden.”
Actress Julia Roberts praised Biden’s ability to pretend he is the legitimate president for so long without feeling the least bit of remorse that he’s an absolute fraud.
“Wow, even I can’t act as well as President Biden does,” said Roberts as the man wearing the Biden mask took a bow for the audience. “It takes real talent to be able to keep up with the charade of being a real president for so long when the majority of the country knows you didn’t actually win and also hates your guts. Bravo, Mr. President.”
The celebrities went on to praise Obama on his successful third term as US president and said they’ll do everything they can to make sure he’s elected for a fourth term.
