WASHINGTON– As a way to make sure that every vote is counted, President Joe Biden had thousands of general election ballot boxes placed all around the world so that any illegal aliens that are planning on coming into America can vote early before they even arrive.
Biden said that even though millions of illegal migrants have already crossed the border and can now vote for him, the ballot boxes were necessary for the millions of immigrants who are on their way who may not make it here by Election Day to vote.
“Look, fat, here’s the deal,” said Biden angrily to a Fox News reporter in regards to the blatantly illegal ballot box drops. “Not letting illegals who are going to suck our country dry the right to vote is a threat to our democracy. You’re lucky I’m your president and not that Trump guy because he would probably only let legal American citizens vote. How would we progress as a society, Jack?”
The Democrats praised Biden’s efforts to bring dignity back into the voting process, but said that even more needs to be done to make certain that Democrats win every future election to be able to keep a one-party rule for eternity.
At publishing time, Fox News had already preemptively called Arizona for Biden in the 2024 election.
