SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA– The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today has been quickly found and captured after the FBI received a tip that the jet was seen by witnesses at the January 6 Capitol attack in support of Donald Trump.
FBI agents were able to locate and then capture the F-35 within five minutes, with armed swat team members raiding the jet while it was sleeping before shooting it for allegedly charging at them while wearing a red MAGA hat.
“We received an anonymous tip that the F-35 jet stormed the Capitol on January 6,” said Agent Hung Overton to news reporters. “I’d like to thank the brave agents of the FBI who caught the dangerous white supremacist F-35 jet. The F-35 will be charged with sedition, insurrection, and whatever else we can concoct to tie the jet’s actions to former President Trump.”
Agent Overton has also charged the jet with attempted murder after it forcefully ejected the pilot out of the F-35. The pilot was taken to a local hospital where he was treated for hate crime injuries.
Immediately after the F-35 was arrested, the Department of Justice announced that President Trump has been indicted for his role in the crimes committed by the F-35.
