ATLANTA, GEORGIA– The indictment against Donald Trump for allegedly trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election has been officially dropped after the former president went on national television dressed in a black wig and women’s clothes and said that he now identifies as Democrat Stacey Abrams, who was never charged for questioning the legitimacy of her own Georgia elections.
Trump waved to a large crowd of people gathered inside of the building and gave the cameras a large, gap-toothed smile before firing up the crowd with the announcement of his new identity as a large, black, Democrat woman who never faced any consequences for trying to overturn her election losses.
“Hello, everyone, and thank you for coming to my identity reveal party,” said Trump as the crowd of Trump supporters chanted “Stacey, Stacey.” “I gathered everyone here today to let people know the truth. I can no longer live my life as a lie. I’ve been having these feelings for quite some time. So, as you can probably tell by my gorgeous smile and all natural hair that I now identify as Democrat Stacey Abrams.”
The crowd went wild while Trump ate a dozen donuts within thirty seconds and then doubled down on his claims that the Georgia election was rigged and the election was stolen from him due to Joe Biden’s racist, white supremacist tactics.
“Do we have the best identity reveal parties or what?” Trump asked as he stuck his tongue through the gap in his front teeth and licked icing off of his nose. “I’ll also be renaming my plane Abrams Force One and in 2024 I’ll be the USA’s first black female president.”
Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis was left with no choice but to drop the charges against the man formally known as Trump and offered the black Democrat woman an apology. The View hosts also came to the former president’s defense and said he was stunning and brave for questioning the election results and that he actually won the 2020 race against the old, white racist Biden.
