WASHINGTON– Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore, according to the latest slew of stern letters and angry Twitter X tweets sent out by members of the GOP after even more evidence of Joe Biden’s crimes have come to light.
A gang of perturbed and fed up Republicans gave their sixty-ninth press conference this week in regards to how angry they are at the Biden administration’s criminal enterprise and vowed, no guaranteed, that they are launching a full-scale attack on the president by writing the sternest letters they’ve ever written in their entire careers in office.
“I’m done playing games with President Biden’s massive amount of crimes,” said Republican Dan Crenshaw while pointing his finger at the camera threateningly. “I made a promise to the American people that I would do something about Biden’s crimes if I got into office and I promise that as soon as this interview’s over I’m going to tweet the scariest, tough-guy message that I’m sure will make Biden laugh a little less than usual.”
After it was revealed that Biden was taking in millions of dollars in bribes, Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson immediately jumped on Twitter X and went scorched earth on the president by saying he was done playing games and he’s definitely serious this time.
“That is it! I’m done playing games,” posted Johnson in what would become his angriest tweet to date. “I’m putting Biden on notice that I’m seriously going to do something this time, hence the seriousness of my tweet. More angry tweets to follow.”
One by one Republicans from Mike Johnson to Lindsey Graham obliterated Biden on Twitter X by angrily telling them how angry they are and that they plan on getting more angrily angry by sending their angriest angry tweets yet.
In response to the Republicans’ angry tweets and stern letters, Democrats began quivering in their boots by throwing a few more conservatives in prison and indicting Donald Trump a few thousand more times.
