WASHINGTON– CNN was proud to report that history was made at the White House this week after one hundred black women led the press briefing, only one day after making history with a ten black woman press briefing and two days after with a three black woman briefing.
CNN wanted the world to know just how important it was that there was proper representation in the White House press briefings, saying that the news organization didn’t want to waste their time covering trivial matters, such as possible World War 3, bank collapses, dangerous fires and chemical spills, and the country spiraling into chaos.
“Here at CNN we cover the real news that most Americans care about,” said CNN host Don Lemon while sniffing his fingers. “Such as today’s earthshattering historical event where one hundred American black women led the White House briefing and waited a whole four minutes before they all began yelling and punching each other.”
Lemon went on to say that it was beautiful to see so much diversity in the all-black briefing and commended the women on how stunning it was that they were so female and so black.
At publishing time, CNN was happy to announce another historical event after President Joe Biden was able to say one coherent sentence while giving a speech on Donald Trump’s mental instability.
