SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA– Celebrity gossip magazines are working overtime reporting the breaking news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have officially separated after the former American actress announced that she was in a new relationship with the South Park cartoon version of Harry.
After she became angry watching herself parodied on South Park, Meghan decided to have a one-on-one conversation with the cartoon characters to better understand why they were mocking her, only to fall madly in love with the more masculine, take-charge cartoon version of Harry.
“South Park Harry is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man,” said Meghan, holding cartoon Harry’s little hand. “I love the way he took charge and defended his former wife cartoon Meghan, who by the way, looks nothing like me. She’s ugly and mannish and is too overbearing, the complete opposite of me.”
South Park Harry said his former cartoon wife Meghan was too lifeless and almost nonexistent, saying that he likes how his new human wife Meghan has interjected a much-needed fire back into his once dull, boring life.
Human Harry was said to be confused and not sure how to react without his former partner Meghan telling him how to feel.
At publishing time, it was reported that the offended Meghan was offended by the articles pointing out that she was offended for being offended and has consulted her legal team on taking legal action against the offending parties.
