U.S.– The ubiquitous sky has come under fire this week when numerous users on social media pointed out that it had refused to fly a rainbow after a recent rainstorm, leading many angry people to boycott the bigoted sky.
The sky was apologetic and tried explaining that it doesn’t show a rainbow every single time there’s water droplets floating in the sky, but was still cancelled anyway due to being labeled homophobic and fascist.
“I don’t have anything against the gays, I swear,” wrote the sky before being banned from Facebook. “I just don’t believe it’s necessary to show a rainbow every single time after it rains.”
Even though the sky has supported the rainbow a large majority of the time by flying the multicolored spectrum of light, the LGBTQ+ community said the sky’s recent actions have put the lives of gay people at risk.
An outraged representative of the gay community named Glee McFeather-Duster said, “I’m calling for a total boycott of the sky and asking everyone to refuse to look at the sky or partake in any activities with it. We must let the world know that this sort of homophobic, transphobic, racist behavior won’t be tolerated.”
At publishing time, numerous influential musicians have stated that they will be removing their music from Spotify until the sky has been removed from the Earth.
