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MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — The Minnesota Weather Service issued a statewide Mugging Advisory on…
Mayor Mamdani Executes Defiant Air Conditioner To Enforce Heatwave Edict
NEW YORK — Standing before a high-definition camera in front of City…
German Police Raid Domestic Terrorist Grandmother’s Home For Harboring An Air Conditioner
BERLIN, GERMANY — In a swift, pre-dawn operation, heavily armed tactical units…
Worried U.S. Politicians Relieved After Hearing Hurricane Idalia Hit Florida Instead Of Ukraine
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The Sky Slammed On Social Media For Refusing To Show A Rainbow After Rain
U.S.-- The ubiquitous sky has come under fire this week when numerous…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
Top YouTube Star Predicts The Weather With A Calculator
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Northeast Survives ‘End Of World’ After Snowstorm, Prepares For Next End Of World
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Unorthodox Meteorologist Predicts The Weather Correctly Every Time (NSFW)
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Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un created a massive hurricane…