WASHINGTON– In what some political pundits are calling one of the greatest deals ever made, President Joe Biden has officially swapped the state of California for a comfortable Russian ushanka hat, only days after making another brilliant agreement with Vladimir Putin to give up a dangerous arms dealer for women’s basketball player Brittney Griner.
While wearing his new, warm hat inside of the White House, Biden bragged to news reporters that he has taken the title of deal-making president away from billionaire businessman President Donald Trump.
“Trump never made a deal as clever as this one, Jack,” said Biden confidently as reporters went gaga over his fashionable, fuzzy hat. “After giving Putin two raw deals in a row, I think I just proved to the entire world that Trump’s not the only president who can negotiate good trade deals.”
Leftwing news media outlets have praised Biden’s bold move to give up one of the biggest states in America for such a beautiful-looking hat, telling their gullible viewers that Putin definitely got the worst end of the exchange.
After hearing the news of Biden’s recent exchange with Putin, Trump took to Truth Social to lambast Biden’s decision to give up California for only a hat and said that if he were still president then he would have gotten Putin to also throw in a coat and bottle of Vodka.
