NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– On a year 2032 episode of MSNBC show Morning Joe, host Joe Scarborough announced the breaking news that the walls are finally closing in on almost 90-year-old Donald Trump, only 16 years after Trump first became president.
With a large duper’s delight smile, Scarborough and cohost Mika Brzezinski made the shocking, earthshattering revelation that Trump definitely, certainly, and most undoubtedly has finally been backed into a corner by those closing walls and will face justice for something.
“That’s it, everyone, we finally got him,” said Scarborough as his beady eyes cried tears of joy at the thought of 86-year-old Trump getting sent to prison. “Make no mistake about it, the walls are assuredly closing in on Trump, and are even closer to him than they were almost two decades ago.”
As cohost Mika drooled into her lap, Scarborough informed his audience of three viewers that he kept his promise that Trump would one day have the walls closing in on him.
“Those walls are so close to Trump that he can probably smell the paint,” said Scarborough while Mika nodded her head incessantly. “Any minute now, those walls are going to be pressed right up against Trump’s orange face and then there won’t be anywhere for him to hide.”
In yet another future episode of Morning Joe in 2042, a decrepit, 79-year old Scarborough elaborated on the past Trump situation by explaining that at any second now the walls are going to be so close to Trump that they’ll definitely, probably close in on the 96-year-old billionaire businessman.
