YAUTJA PRIME– Many young children are scared believing that there’s monsters living in their bedrooms at night. But in the case of a young predator alien, there really was an extremely scary creature hiding under his bed in the form of United States politician Nancy Pelosi.
The young predator kept screaming in the middle of the night, insisting that an ugly, deformed, drunken human monster was under his bed. At first mom didn’t believe her son, that was until the Democrat politician began raiding the predator’s liquor cabinet and drinking all their alcohol.
“I was frightened beyond belief after seeing the hideous-looking creature that was under my poor son’s bed,” said predator mom to Yautja News, referring to Nancy Pelosi. “That ugly, smelly monster kept babbling incoherently while stumbling around our house. I don’t understand much Earth English, but I think she kept mumbling about some human named Trump who she wanted to impeach for the thousandth time.”
The predators finally got Pelosi out of their house for good after leaving a trail of alcohol bottles and stocks out of their front door. They watched from their window as Pelosi stumbled into the woods, vomiting and farting along the way.
Yautja police are warning all predators to be on the lookout for any sightings of the dangerous monster Pelosi and not to approach her because of her grotesque defense mechanism of burping and throwing up all over anyone who gets too close.
