U.S.– Millions of liberals across the United States have thrown out their Dr. Fauci pillows and replaced them with pillows of the current trendy guy President Volodymyr Zelensky, causing the American physician to get extremely jealous that he’s no longer getting the attention of his former fanbase.
“CNN said that President Zelensky is such a brave and incredible leader,” said one woman on Twitter with a photo of herself hugging her Zelensky pillow. “As soon as Ukraine’s president began receiving all the media attention I threw out all my Dr. Fauci pillows because I support whomever the news tells me to.”
On Saturday the hashtag #ZelenskyPillow started trending on Twitter and immediately caught the attention of Fauci, who became enraged with jealousy once he realized all his worshippers had moved on to the next popular thing.
“I’m special, I’m great, and everyone still loves me,” said Fauci to himself while rocking back and forth to calm his nerves. “What can I do to get back the attention of all my adoring fans? I know, I’ll go on CNN for the five millionth time and say there’s a new strain of COVID and everyone has to start obeying me again. Yeah, that’ll do it. My supporters will believe anything I tell them.”
It was reported that both Fauci and Zelensky came to an agreement to be able to share in the spotlight by having the physician stand behind the Ukraine president during all his daily videos to Congress and smirk while covering his face with his hand.
