KIEV, UKRAINE– In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current Russia situation, Volodymyr Zelensky has already been nominated and won an Oscar award for best pretend president, playing the role of an installed globalist puppet leader with superb skill.
Actor and comedian Zelensky was approached by the deep state within the United States and asked to portray the president of Ukraine, telling him he’d be guaranteed a win over his Russian-backed opponent in the same manner that Joe Biden legitimately won the 2020 US Presidential election.
“I’d like to thank my agent, my hairstylist, oh, and of course God,” said Zelensky in his prerecorded acceptance speech. “It was an honor to be chosen by George Soros and the American military industrial complex to play the fake president of Ukraine and to do exactly as I’m told, such as protect America’s special interests like Hunter Biden’s gas company.”
Zelensky went on to say that his previous acting experience came in handy for when he was asked to make sure the American money laundering schemes kept going and were kept a secret, that is until Russian President Vladimir Putin came knocking on Ukraine’s border.
“It’s been a very grueling few years of work staying in character,” said Zelensky as him and a few world leaders laughed at the stupidity of so many people falling for yet another contrived war. “But enough with the frivolities, I have much work to do, including taking a few more staged photos for mainstream media outlets to propagate all over the world to push the approved globalist narrative.”
