CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK– Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a cheerful, cackle-filled news interview this morning after damning evidence was released showing that she spied on the Trump campaign, quoting a revised version of her famous line she used back in 2011 once she found out Moammar Gaddafi had been killed.
During the lighthearted interview, the host asked Clinton her opinion on the Special Counsel John Durham report claiming irrefutable evidence that she paid operatives to infiltrate and spy on then President Donald Trump inside Trump Tower.
“We came, we saw, we spied,” said Clinton before erupting into uproarious high-pitched laughter. “I had such a great time watching incompetent Trump going crazy checking his office for spying devices every day.”
Clinton went on to say that the Durham investigation evidence just proves even more that she would have made a much better president than Trump.
“I even brought all my spy equipment with me to the interview,” said Hillary proudly, showing off her binoculars while cackling incessantly.
Once the laughing interview had finished, Hillary’s face turned to an evil scowl right before she signaled for her goons to have Durham Clintoncided, but failed miserably due to the fact that John Durham doesn’t exist.
UPDATE: After this article was written, even though Durham was already a ghost, the arrogant Clinton still took credit for having him Arkancided.
