OTTAWA, CANADA– Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy of truckers protest against vaccine mandates by flying to the home of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and then blocking his driveway to prevent him from being able to do any more damage.
While hundreds of thousands of trucks of all sizes blocked roadways under the banner of freedom, the disgusted geese made their way over to Trudeau’s Rideau Cottage building where they clogged up the dictator’s exit and also crapped all over the premises in a show of solidarity with their human companions.
“We’re fighting for freedom for all creatures, both human and animal, eh,” said a goose named Gary, firing up the flock of birds in objection to the mandates. “It’s aboot time we put an end to this madness, eh, and bring the power back to the animals. Oh, and also to the people.”
The vast majority of Canada geese say they are also refusing to follow Trudeau’s communist-style orders, including the prime minister’s recent edict stating that any goose migrating south for the winter must be fully vaccinated.
According to Trudeau’s edict, all geese coming back into Canada must first quarantine themselves where they will be later cooked and then eaten by hungry humans. Any bird refusing to quarantine will also be cooked and then eaten by hungry humans.
