WASHINGTON– Once he heard about the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down OSHA’s attempt to get clients vaccinated, Mack Daddy Joe Biden was reported to be furious at his ho for costing him time and money and showed the regulatory agency who’s boss by pimp slapping the organization to teach it a lesson.
After SCOTUS ruled that prostituting a federal agency is unconstitutional, neutered OSHA was said to be hiding in a back alleyway hoping to avoid the wrath of its insane, violent, senile pimp Biden.
“If a ho don’t have no instruction, she’s gonna be headed for self destruction, nam’ sayin’?” Biden said after slapping OSHA across the face. “Any ho like OSHA can get out there and sell some vaccines. Yeah, yeah, she can get out there and sell some vaccines all day long. But she don’t know the ins and outs and the outs and ins.”
Procurer Biden said that perhaps he didn’t keep his pimp hand strong enough and maybe that’s why his ho got out of line and failed at getting the unconstitutional mandate approved.
When asked for comment about the ruling, a bruised OSHA said meekly that they’re very upset for disappointing their boss Biden and then confided in reporters that they only got into the government prostitution business because they were looking to satisfy their authoritarian addiction but ended up getting coerced into violating people’s rights.
