U.S.– With the holiday season quickly approaching, now’s your last chance to pick up these unique, most-wished-for Christmas gift ideas for all you last minute shoppers who are looking to find the perfect stocking stuffer for your friends, family, coworkers, or anyone else you despise.
Our most qualified reviewers here at Daily Soak put together this official top 10 list of the most sought-after presents, so pick up these awesome deals before they’re all gone.
1) Hands-Free Peeping Tom Binoculars:
Here’s the perfect gift for any male voyeurs you may know who love to spy on people through their bedrooms at night, but also needs their hands free to take care of business. Lube not included.
2) Real Dr. Jill Biden Doctorate Degree:
Want to be a real doctor just like the First lady of the United States? Well now you can with this official-looking piece of paper that states you have acquired the same degree as Dr. Jill. Guaranteed to be just as legitimate as Jill Biden’s degree.
3) Meth Addict Tooth Decay Kit:
This gift is a great idea for those people who want to look like they do meth, but don’t want to actually take the hardcore drugs. You’re guaranteed to impress all those Breaking Bad fans with your new, rotten choppers.
4) Burial Plot For The Vaccinated:
Know someone who took the COVID-19 vaccine? With all the people passing away after taking the clot shot, why not purchase them their very own funeral plot. There’s no refunds on this gift being that your vaccinated friend or relative may not even make it until Christmas.
5) Government-Issued Spiked Dildo:
As the country continues on a downward spiral and millions of Americans are losing their livelihoods thanks to the “flourishing” Biden economy, the White House has decided to take advantage of evil capitalism by selling their own very large, serrated dildos so citizens can get literally bent over and have the government shove it into their ass.
6) Alec Baldwin Gun Training Video:
Famous expert marksman and Hollywood celebrity Alec Baldwin is selling how-to videos teaching novice gun owners the best ways to handle and shoot their weapon, even showing you his best kept secrets on how to shoot someone without even pulling the trigger.
7) FBI Get Out Of Jail Free Card:
This is the perfect gift for that Trump supporter in your life. With the Federal Bureau of Investigation locking up so many patriots for the most heinous of crimes, such as waving flags, posting Pepe the frog memes, and taking Ivermectin, this card may come in handy once the feds come breaking down your door in the middle of the night.
8) Replica Hunter Biden Laptop:
You can now order your very own “laptop from hell” that comes preinstalled with all the latest Hunter Biden upgrades, including photos of yourself smoking crack and having sex with Chinese prostitutes, and emails verifying how you made totally cool, illegal business deals with corrupt, communist governments.
9) Talking Joe Biden Doll:
This lifelike Biden doll was modeled after the sitting president and the makers of the toy promise that it mimics all the president’s sayings and actions, including peeing and crapping its pants. The talking Biden doll comes with a variety of sayings, such as “You ain’t black,” “C’mon, man,” “You stupid bastards,” and “Poor kids are just as bright as white kids.”
10) ‘I Did That’ Biden Stickers
Although this item has already been selling well the past year due to supply chain shortages, the “I Did That” stickers were added to the top ten list being that most of the other gift items on this list will probably also be unavailable due to empty store shelves.
NOT SATIRE: We may be a bit biased, but the number one items on our Christmas list this year are all the shirts, hoodies, and long-sleeved shirts sold in the official Daily Soak store.
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