BETHESDA, MARYLAND– While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, surgeons discovered Barack Obama’s arm stuck up inside the president’s body cavity where it was controlling and making all the decisions for the current Commander-in-Chief.
Once surgeons removed former President Obama’s arm from his anus, Biden was said to be suffering from some type of post-surgical amnesia, asking medical staff who and where he was and how he got there now that his actual brain had been excised.
“Apparently the arm was controlling all of the president’s movements and decisions,” said head surgeon from the Walter Reed Medical Center as a confused Biden repeatedly walked into the wall as though he were an NPC video game character. “In my professional medical opinion, it would appear that President Biden has no functioning brain capacity of his own and requires Obama’s arm to be able to run the country.”
Even though Biden has made a full physical recovery, he can no longer mentally perform his job as president and has scheduled a follow-up surgery for next week to have Obama’s arm surgically implanted back into his colon.
In the meantime while waiting for his upcoming surgery, Biden will temporarily transfer power over to Kamala Harris where she will have Obama’s other arm shoved into her to be controlled like a puppet
I always thought Biden walked a little funny.