BEIJING, CHINA– Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending members of the Republican party who have sold out the United States to China while at the same time pointing their hypocritical fingers at Democrats for doing the exact same thing.
During a zoom meeting Saturday with a few of his overpaid Republican employees, President Xi expressed his gratitude to the right-wing members for all their hard work and dedication at deceiving millions of US citizens for years by pretending they had America’s best interests at heart.
“You men are amazing and worth the millions of dollars I’ve invested into your personal bank accounts,” President Xi said proudly as the RINO’s listened intently to their real president. “You Republicans have done an even better job at fooling the American people than my Democrat servants have. Well done, slaves.”
As soon as he ended the zoom call meeting, China’s president demanded that his top Chicom agent Nancy Pelosi come into his office to explain why Republicans are doing a much better job at committing treason than the Democrats who everyone already knows hates America and is working to destroy the country from within.
After taking a few lashings across the back, Pelosi promised President Xi she would double her efforts at getting Donald Trump out of office and then furthering her master’s globalist Great Reset agenda.
When asked for comment about his devotion to China, RINO Mitt Romney simply stated that President Trump is undermining democracy by not letting Chinese-backed American politicians continue to sell out the US to foreign countries or force citizens to accept living under a totalitarian state.
