WASHINGTON– Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald Trump’s decision to bring American troops back home in an effort to forge peace, and are calling on all members of Congress to immediately override the president and begin nuclear war with the entire world.
Immediately after Trump gave a press conference about his decision to pull the majority of soldiers out of various countries after they were only in there acting as police for two decades, numerous Biden supporters took their frustrations out on Twitter by demanding the military physically remove Trump from the White House and then push every nuclear button they can find to destroy the planet.
“World War 3 is the only option to stop dictator Trump’s insane call for peace,” tweeted one Biden voter. “The orange tyrant is a danger to the world and him bringing our troops back home is going to kill billions of people in the USA. We must drop nuclear bombs on the world to stop that madman.”
A number of establishment Republicans are siding with the Democrats regarding Trump’s deranged and despotic choice to broker peace deals and save lives, including closet Democrat Lindsey Graham (R-SC) who took the Senate floor to lambast the president and vow to have him locked up for his maniacal law and order agenda.
“We’ve had enough of this rogue president and his insane plan to bring tranquility to the world,” Graham said heatedly as his fellow RINO Republicans cheered him on. “Everyone knows by now that both Republicans and Democrats are on the same team and the only way we can make peace is through constant war.”
Due to every Bush-era, neocon, warmongering Republican like John Bolton and Dick Cheney now opposing Trump, thousands of Biden voters are now praising the war-hungry politicians and have already enlisted in the military to fight on the front lines in an effort to do the opposite of whatever the orange man supports.