WASHINGTON– Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future press briefings after President Donald Trump’s totalitarian edict that states all journalists must wear masks inside the White House or be refused service.
The media pushback happened when honorable reporters arrived at the White House door this morning and were met with large, scary white signs insisting that they must wear COVID-19 masks before stepping inside for the presser or whenever speaking to Trump.
“As the necessary signs state, all reporters must wear masks to protect everyone from the invisible virus,” Trump said as he began his latest news conference. “Any journalist who refuses to wear a mask to keep everyone safe will be kindly asked to leave the premises. Thank you for your cooperation”
Trump’s oppressive mandate was quickly protested by reliable mainstream media news reporters, including a heroic bald Reuters reporter who began the questioning session by removing his mask and throwing it down onto the floor in defiance of the president’s ruthless, racist order.
“Mr. President, many people are saying that your sadistic White House mask rule is too extreme and is also rooted in white supremacy. Do you understand that?” the fearless bald Reuters reporter asked while peacefully lighting his mask on fire in support of oppressed black basketball player LeBron James who only made $38 million dollars last year.
Reliable news outlet CNN reported that Trump was “visibly shaken, rattled, and demoralized” when presented with the fact that a black sports athlete can’t afford to survive on less than $50 million a year.
Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden later told reporters that Trump’s White House mask order for the media is unconstitutional and if he is elected president he will force a three-month nationwide mask mandate on the entire country except for White House journalists.
