YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WYOMING– Uh-oh, busted! The most famous cone geyser known as Old Faithful has been recently featured on the hit show Cheaters after getting caught cheating on his spouse with another hot spring geyser.
Yellowstone’s most popular water attraction is currently in the dog house for being intimate with another lesser known geyser named Morning Glory Pool that also lives in the area. News media outlets have dubbed him “Old Unfaithful” due to his cheating ways.
Old Faithful’s boiled-over partner Mammoth Hot Springs became suspicious of her husband when he started coming home late from work at the Yellowstone National Park where he works as an entertainer for tourists.
One day Mammoth Hot Springs waited for Old Faithful to fall asleep before going through his smartphone in search of clues that he may have been cheating.
Mammoth claims that there were numerous romantic, sexual text messages between her spouse and an unidentified individual, with several of them being extremely graphic in nature.
The furious wife has already filed for divorce and her high profile attorney Ranger Smith claims that Old Faithful’s sultry text messages, X-rated photos, steamy online activities, and TV video surveillance footage will be enough evidence for his client to win the case.
Mammoth’s attorney claims that Old Faithful was sending explicit pornographic messages to Morning Glory Pool, including several photos of himself naked while erupting.
The attorney went on to say that Old Faithful was also using Facebook and Twitter to communicate with his other lover and that hundreds more salacious photos and messages were found.
The jilted wife initially turned to the television show Cheaters in an effort to hopefully prove that she was wrong about her husband and that her instincts of him being unfaithful were incorrect. Unfortunately, she says, it wasn’t fake and her suspicions were true.
Old Faithful was caught in bed with his mistress Morning Glory Pool and the two geysers have stated that they will be continuing their relationship and have already moved in together.
