WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird…
FDA Forced To Apologize To Horse Community For Equine-Phobic Ivermectin Stance
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- After losing a court case for their anti-Ivermectin stance…
Cautious Vampire Worried Next Victim May Be COVID Vaccinated
SUNNYDALE, CALIFORNIA-- Not certain who's safe to bite anymore, a distressed vampire…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting To Die As Third Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’ Approaches
U.S.-- As the three year anniversary of Biden's warning to the unvaccinated…
Politicians Promise To Flout All COVID Rules Again During Next Planned Lockdown
WASHINGTON-- With rumors circulating that Joe Biden has hinted at initiating another…
Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances
WASHINGTON-- While fielding questions from White House news reporters, Joe Biden revealed…
COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against ‘Stalker’ Dr. Fauci
WASHINGTON-- As Dr. Fauci has been making the rounds on news media…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy…
COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci
U.S.-- Due to all the recent allegations of impropriety against retired physician…
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For LAME
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In a tearful opening monologue Monday night, late night host…
