Wanted: Nancy Pelosi Calls In FBI After Several Mice Seen Running Into Capitol Building
WASHINGTON-- The FBI is searching for five mice wanted for storming the…
Biden’s Dog Major Comes Out As Trump Supporter After Fracturing Owner’s Ankle
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Joe Biden's German Shepherd Major is being questioned by police…
Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches
PORTLAND, OREGON-- America's favorite peaceful protesters Antifa have hit the campaign trail…
Don Jr. And Eric Trump Capture And Kill Endangered USPS Mailbox On Hunting Trip
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump caused an uproar among voting…
Obama: ‘Those Peaceful Protesters Could Have Been My Sons’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama penned a beautiful statement on Medium addressing…
Thousands Of Rioters Hired After Democrats Deem Them Essential Workers
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Thousands of beneficial rioters have been hired…
NJ Governor Murphy Vows To Keep Lockdown In Effect Until Every Disgruntled Resident Safely Leaves The State
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Democrat Gov. Phil Murphy announced Friday that he would…
NY Politicians Assure Citizens Locking Them Down While Releasing Convicts From Prison Makes Perfect Sense
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In response to the coronavirus outbreak, several…
Fish Beaten And Robbed After Meeting Cat On Plenty Of Fish Dating Site
JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA-- Be careful of all those fish out in the sea.…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani
WASHINGTON-- Democrat politicians held a prayer and candle vigil early this morning…
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
ANGLE INLET, MINNESOTA-- A small, secluded town's policeman is making the news…
Joe Biden Vows To ‘Knock People Out’ In Second Democrat 2020 Debate
WASHINGTON-- "Sleepy" Joe Biden says that he promises to give voters a…
