Discontented Zelensky Reminisces About The Good Old Days When A Corrupt, Senile U.S. President Would Just Send Him Billions Every Week
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Struggling to make ends meet and not getting the blind…
John Fetterman Criticizes Zelensky: ‘Show Some Respect By Wearing A Suit When You Visit The White House’
WASHINGTON-- While standing inside of the White House, Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman…
Ukrainian Soldier Dies Peacefully Knowing A Leftist Virtue Signaling On Social Media Stands With Him
UKRAINE-- It was a vey happy moment on the war-torn battlefield of…
Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons
LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…
Zelensky Finally Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Offers Autographed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo And MAGA Gold Sneakers
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an offer Zelensky couldn't refuse. A peace deal…
US Immigration Deports Ukrainian Illegal Alien
U.S.-- The United States Immigration Department has deported another large group of…
Zelensky Seen At White House Searching For Hunter Biden’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- Only moments after getting into a heated disagreement with President Donald…
Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald…
Zelensky So Distraught From Trump Argument He Couldn’t Remember Notes For White House Penis Piano Recital
WASHINGTON-- After having a major argument with both President Donald Trump and…
Zelensky Spies On Russia-Ukraine Peace Talks By Posing As Garden Gnome
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- After feeling slighted that he wasn't invited to the…
Embarrassing: Zelensky’s Debit Card Declined After Trump Stops Ukraine Funding
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an embarrassing moment for President Volodymyr Zelensky when…
Zelensky Wondering If Now’s A Good Time To Ask Hurricane Victims If They Could Spare Some Of Their $750 FEMA Money
U.S.-- After hearing the wonderful news that residents affected by Hurrican Helene…
