Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After the US Congress passed the bipartisan $95 billion aid…
April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined
WASHINGTON-- One of the worst events in history happened on April 20…
Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…
Last Day To File Taxes To Be Able To Claim Zelensky As A Dependent
U.S.-- For most of the country, today is the last day to…
US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
Biden Condemns Tucker Carlson’s Explosive Interview With Dead Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the sit-down interview between American journalist Tucker Carlson and…
Zelensky Gives An Impassioned Plea To The American People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syxp9Eg0dUg (SATIRE) KIEV, UKRAINE-- An emotional Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Asks Santa Claus For Only $69 Billion For Christmas
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Ahead of President-Elect Donald Trump taking office, Ukrainian President Volodymyr…
Canada’s Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more countries continue to pull their funding for Ukraine,…
Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice…
Zelensky Changes Look To Try And Get More Money As Ukraine Support Wanes
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the money began drying up due to more Americans…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…