Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
US Congress Makes Pledge Of Allegiance To President Zelensky Mandatory Inside Schools
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan move, members of Congress passed a bill…
World’s Most Knowledgeable Man Bill Gates Gives His Expert Opinion On Russia Ukraine Situation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- World scholar and expert on everything Bill Gates gave…
US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America
WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
Biden Administration Really Sticks It To Russia By Letting American People Starve To Death
WASHINGTON-- The Biden Administration has informed US citizens that the best way…
Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…
Russia Hires Actor Steven Seagal To Defeat Entire Ukrainian Army In Less Than Two Hours
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin of Russia has recently hired Hollywood actor…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
US Government Replaces Statue Of Liberty With Statue Of Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- To honor the courageousness of Ukraine, the United States government has…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
