Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice…
Biden Flies To Ukraine To Assess Damages From Hawaii Fires
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In order to get as much relief as possible to…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun…
Biden To African Leaders: ‘If You Side With Putin Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to Joe Biden said he became enraged after seeing…
Mike Pence Announces He’s Running For President Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After admitting at a Republican Primary Debate on Fox News…
US Officials Claim Russians Planted Coke Inside White House To Make Biden’s Son Look Like A Crackhead American Loser
WASHINGTON-- A new breakthrough in the mystery of how cocaine ended up…
Putin Cuts Own Arm Off To Hurt Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another attempt to win the war in Ukraine…
Biden Prepares For Nuclear World War 3 By Stockpiling Tampons, Makeup, And Hormones
WASHINGTON-- As tensions between countries continue to escalate, Joe Biden has taken…
Zelensky Challenges Putin To Drag Queen Dance Battle For Control Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- An earthshattering new development has just been announced out of…
Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Caught Pickpocketing Homeless People For Change
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to drum up more money in the…
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- A new bipartisan rules amendment has been mandated by the US…