Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…
Mitch McConnell Beats Cory Booker’s 25-Hour Filibuster Record By Taking 26 Hours To Finish One Sentence
WASHINGTON-- Only one day after Cory Booker made history with the longest…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the…
Dan Crenshaw Unveils New Clean-Shaven Face Before Returning To Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to improve his image as a corrupt RINO…
‘I’m Perfectly Capable Of Doing My Job,’ Blinks Mitch McConnell In Morse Code From An ICU Hospital Bed
WASHINGTON-- After suffering yet another fall, a visibly unwell Senator Mitch McConnell…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members…
RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…
War Hawk Kamala Promises To ‘Make War Great Again’ After Receiving Endorsements From Warmongering Neocons
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris' team has taken to social media to…
Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015
WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and…
