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Man Tries Killing Himself After Failed Suicide Attempt, Fails Again
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Sylvester Stallone Confirms Combination Rambo, The Wizard Of Oz, And Jaws Remake
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Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…
Next Star Wars Movie To Feature First Transgender R2D2 Droid
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Man Ruptures Colon In Farting Contest
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New Racist Dating Site Gets Over One Million Members In Less Than A Month
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Shocking: You’ll Never Guess What Happened After This Photo Was Taken
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This One Trick Will Drive Beautiful Women Crazy
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New Sex Cream Helps Chimps Last Longer In Bed
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