Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape
HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape…
Real Life Chucky? Man Murdered By His Blow Up Doll
SEESAW, CALIFORNIA-- A 29 year old man was recently murdered and police…
Groundbreaking Achievement: World’s First Successful Animal To Human Head Transplant
FUGAZI, ITALY-- Surgeons in Italy claim to have carried out the first…
Scientific Phenomenon: Woman Gives Birth To Thirty-Two Year Old Man
ARAD, ROMANIA-- A 21-year-old Romanian woman has recently given birth to a…
Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement
BURRO, BRAZIL-- Want to see the future of law enforcement? Brazil's new…
True Love? Man Literally Gives Woman His Heart For Valentine’s Day, Then Gets Dumped
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN-- As a pre-Valentine's Day surprise, a man in Sweden thought…
Northeast Survives ‘End Of World’ After Snowstorm, Prepares For Next End Of World
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- The end of the world has officially come and…
Recent Crow Deaths Linked To Heroin Overdoses
BISCAYNE, WYOMING-- Overdoses from heroin abuse now kill more crows in America…
After Getting Fat-Shamed Online, Santa Claus Drops Two Hundred Pounds
NORTH POLE-- Christmas just got a whole lot thinner, thanks to Santa…
With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
JACKSTONE, PENNSYLVANIA-- Farmers across the United States are being warned by government…
Just In Time For Election Day: Pill That Cures Electile Dysfunction
DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- Scientists from the Durham Impotence Center have recently developed a…
Latest Rage: People Relocating Their Genitals To Other Areas Of Their Body (NSFW)
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- How would you feel if you were walking down the…
