Tag: Rated PG

Ben Stiller Goes ‘Full Retard’ And Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Never Go Full Retard’

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A recent video of Hollywood actor Ben Stiller has…

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Biden Posts Cryptic Message On His X Account: ‘Miss Me Yet?’

WASHINGTON-- Millions of people have been trying to make sense of Joe…

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Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London

LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…

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Kamala Finally Draws Bigger Crowd Than Trump After 100,000 People Protest Her At DNC

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After months of submitting staged photos to prove that she…

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Major Endorsement: Kamala Snags Coveted ‘Democrats Posing As Republicans For Harris’ Group

U.S.-- Another group of people known as the Democrats Posing As Republicans…

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Tim Walz Shows Off His New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- After news broke out that Tim Walz may be tied…

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Biden Not Confident In Peaceful Transfer Of Power If Democrats Steal Election From Trump

WASHINGTON-- After his own Democrat party performed a coup on him to…

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UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant

LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…

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UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform

LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in…

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Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard…

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Nancy Pelosi Shows Kamala Harris The Best Places To Hide Her Alcohol While Working

WASHINGTON-- In the event that Kamala Harris wins the presidency, former Speaker…

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Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…

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