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IRS Proudly Endorses Democrat Candidate Who Hired 87,000 IRS Agents To Go After Worker’s Tips

WASHINGTON-- Another major endorsement came for Vice President Kamala Harris this week…

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Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…

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FBI Goes Undercover As Ghosts To Stop Illegal Ghost Car Operation

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With ghost car crimes becoming more prevalent…

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Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped

WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…

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Politician Who’s Already Struggling In Polls Threatens Nuclear War With Russia

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As his poll numbers and favorability among Canadians continue to…

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John Wick Returns For Revenge After Haitians Eat His Dog

SPRINGFIELD, OHIO-- A new John Wick movie will be released early next…

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MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During an event to commemorate the 911 tragedy,…

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‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her…

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CNN: ‘Why Violent Illegal Haitians Taking Over Your Neighborhood And Eating Pets Is A Good Thing’

SPRINGFIELD, OHIO-- America's most trusted news source CNN has come to the…

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Kamala Secures Lizard Person Vote After Receiving Dick And Liz Cheney Endorsements

WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this…

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Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets

U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…

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