Tag: Rated PG

Top BBQ Meals This Memorial Day According To Celebrity Chef

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Having friends and family over this Memorial Day weekend?…

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Woman Leaves Husband Of 20 Years For A Baboon

MENSTRA, TEXAS-- A woman recently left her husband and filed for divorce…

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Geico Gecko Comes Out As Chameleon, World Cheers His Bravery

CLARK GRISWOLD, MARYLAND-- Insurance spokeslizard Geico Gecko gave a news conference on…

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Will A Horse Replace Daniel Craig As 007 In Next James Bond Movie?

HOLLYWOOD-- The 17 year old animal actor is currently a fan favorite…

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World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the…

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Real Live Animal Backpacks Are A Major Hit Despite Warnings

CHASE FOX, FLORIDA-- Get ready to become the coolest cat or the…

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Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared…

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Grey Aliens Go Green-Face For St. Patrick’s Day, Get Mistaken For Little Green Men

CARSON CITY, NEVADA-- In what has turned out to be the largest…

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Breaking News: Leaker Finally Found Inside White House

WASHINGTON-- It took investigators less than two weeks to finally locate the…

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Politician’s Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Who knew politicians could be so influential? At least when…

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Who Needs The Super Bowl? This Year’s Pooper Bowl Will Make Football Stink

HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Growing tired of watching the same old boring football game…

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