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911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator

NOTFALL, VERMONT-- In what turned out to be a complete waste of…

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Donald Trump Said What?

DES MOINES, IOWA-- Republican President Donald Trump has shocked everyone once again…

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See The New Jersey Man Who Lives Like A Chipmunk

ELMWOOD, NEW JERSEY-- Scientists in New Jersey are baffled by a man…

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New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life

DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…

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Archaeologists Unearth Unbelieveable Artifacts Inside Egyptian Pyramid

CAIRO, EGYPT-- Archaeologists excavating inside a pyramid in Egypt unearthed some extremely…

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Poland Bans Scissors Due To One Too Many Paper Cuts

WARSAW, POLAND-- Officials in Poland made a bold move recently by banning…

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ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut

BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Hundreds of ISIS members have threatened to quit their jobs…

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United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull

WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…

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Wearing Bathrobe And Slippers To Walmart Now Considered Fashionable

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Many fashion trends may come and go, but the latestย look…

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Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman

HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Surgeons at the Hartford Quickie Medical Center discovered an Eastern…

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4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term

MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try…

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Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens

BERLIN, GERMANY-- Officials in Germany have recently implemented a new program called…

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