Tag: Rated PG

City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100%

DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- A major mix-up happened in Detroit last week when the…

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Man Files Restraining Order Against His Own Shadow

BENTON, IDAHO-- A Benton man has filed a restraining order against his…

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Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A man is being sought in connection with at least…

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After 35 Years Wife Realizes Husband Is Mute

CINCINNATI, OHIO-- If silence is golden then one wife's husband takes the…

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Stop Signs To Be Remodeled After Hurting Too Many People’s Feelings

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The ubiquitous stop sign is set to be remodeled…

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New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken

DOVER, DELAWARE-- A new poll recently released out of the Dover Polling Institute…

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Chris Christie Comes Out With Own Clothing Line

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Former presidential candidate and New Jersey governor Chris Christie…

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Sperm Banks Lower Interest Rates To Counter Low Donations

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- U.S. sperm banks have recently lowered interest rates and…

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Skinny Dipping Is Discriminatory, Says Fat Rights Group

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- A fat rights group out of Florida is calling on…

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Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road

SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…

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Snopes Site Puts Itself On Its Own Rumor List

MENTIRA, CALIFORNIA-- Famous Internet rumor website Snopes has recently put itself on…

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Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All

BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the…

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