Nancy Pelosi Recovering Rapidly After Receiving 80 Proof Vodka IV Drip
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Smitten Jill Biden Starting To Think Maybe She Should’ve Been Trump’s Babysitter Instead
PARIS, FRANCE-- Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden…
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WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump's pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has continued to…
4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a surprise move meant to beat Donald Trump at…
Two Ladies Caught Gossiping Inside Senate Office
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After Hunter Pardon, Biden Reassures Nation Ukraine Money Laundering Scam Will Still Continue
WASHINGTON-- After pardoning his son Hunter Biden for any crimes he may…
Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan Makes First Arrest After Illegal Alien Crosses Canadian Border Into US
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Even though Donald Trump hasn't even been sworn into…
Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn…
Sad: Trudeau Disappointed Montreal Rioters Aren’t Truckers So He Could Invoke Emergencies Act
OTTAWA, CANADA-- It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister…
Grieving MSNBC Holds Candlelight Vigil For Illegal Alien Found Guilty Of Murder
U.S.-- It was a sad day for the leftwing hosts of news…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
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Party That Believes Men Can Get Pregnant Claims RFK Jr. Is Anti-Science
U.S.-- Democrats have been in an uproar since President-Elect Donald Trump nominated…
