John Wick Returns For Revenge After Haitians Eat His Dog
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‘Springfield, Ohio Residents Are Bad For Not Accepting Illegal Haitians,’ Says John Legend From Behind Walled Home In Rich White Neighborhood
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MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat
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‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate
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CNN: ‘Why Violent Illegal Haitians Taking Over Your Neighborhood And Eating Pets Is A Good Thing’
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Kamala Secures Lizard Person Vote After Receiving Dick And Liz Cheney Endorsements
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
War Hawk Kamala Promises To ‘Make War Great Again’ After Receiving Endorsements From Warmongering Neocons
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris' team has taken to social media to…
AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families
WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…
Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015
WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and…
Tim Walz Recounts The Time He Served During Revolutionary War Fighting The British
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz has been facing accusations…
‘Building Walls To Reject Migrants Is A Sin,’ Says Pope Francis From Behind A Wall Rejecting Migrants
VATICAN CITY-- From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed…
