Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
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Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
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Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
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Interesting: Gay Man Who’s Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump
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Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
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Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween
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Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian…
With Palestine In News, Biden Keeps Thinking There Was Some Place He Was Supposed To Go Visit
WASHINGTON-- As the word "Palestine" keeps getting repeated ad nauseam on news…
UFC Hires Bud Light Spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney To Attract More Diverse Fans
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- In an effort to try and attract a much…
Israel Makes War Friendlier By Putting Smiley Faces On Bombs Before Dropping Them
GAZA-- In an effort to make the horrors of war a little…
Netanyahu Announces Israel’s Invasion Of Poland
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a fiery speech on…
Biden Flies To Israel To Check In With His Boss
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- A worried and subservient President Joe Biden flew to…
