Switzerland No Longer Neutral, Makes First Decision In 200 Years
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND-- A major event happened today in the oldest neutral country…
Kanye West Named ‘Kanye West Of The Year’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In yet another slow news day, Kanye West has been all…
Obama Orders Anti-Anti Gun Law
WASHINGTON-- Flexing his executive muscles once again by writing his 5,123rd executive…
It’s Official: Jason Statham Comes Out On Live TV
HOLLYWOOD-- Causing shock-waves throughout the entertainment industry and breaking the hearts of…
Cigarettes Leading Cause Of Cigarette Smoke, Says Scientist
BRONX, NEW YORK-- A top vapor scientist from New York has recently…
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
WASHINGTON-- On Friday, the U.S. Congress passed the biggest and most controversial…
Feminist Protests Feminism, Says It’s Too Masculine
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 58 year old, self-identified anti-feminist feminist has been camped…
Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John’s Pacemaker
PARTS UNKNOWN-- Secretive hacker group Anonymous has recently uploaded another video to…
Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Comcast customers were shocked when they opened their latest bills…
Honest Politicians Put On Endangered Species List
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND-- In a study done by the World Political Wildlife organization…
