Feminist Protests Feminism, Says It’s Too Masculine
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 58 year old, self-identified anti-feminist feminist has been camped…
Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John’s Pacemaker
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Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
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Honest Politicians Put On Endangered Species List
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND-- In a study done by the World Political Wildlife organization…
Walmart Cuts 2.2 Million Jobs, Replaces Workers With Mannequins
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS-- In light of Walmart recently performing as the best stock…
U.S. To Send 8 Million More Troops To Iraq To Get Kitty Down From Tree
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- The United States has agreed to deploy 8 million additional…
Charismatic Preacher Heals Leopard Of Its Spots
MANILA, PHILIPPINES-- In what countless people are calling nothing less than a miracle,…
Nicolas Cage Wanted For Impersonating An Actor
HOLLYWOOD-- In a lengthy one sentence memo sent out by the Federal…
Dentist Claims Toothbrush Is A Misnomer
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A world renowned dentist out of Beverly Hills, California…
Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People’s Mood
SAROV, RUSSIA-- The catastrophic earthquake that hit the large farming town of…
