Tag: Rated G

U.S. Government’s New Open Door Policy Is Causing Mass Confusion

WASHINGTON-- A new bill was passed unanimously by both Republican and Democrat…

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Vampire Sues Pizza Restaurant For Putting Garlic On His Pizza

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- A vampire from New Orleans is suing a local…

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Rihanna Boycotts Use Of Auto-Tune On New Album, Sales Plummet

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA--Β Pop star Rihanna's new album Auto-Tune: I Ain't Mad At…

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80 Year Old Man Poses As High School Student And No One Notices

RENO, NEVADA-- Students at the Reno Visionary High School were shocked when…

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Top 4 Things People Don’t Know About President Obama (5 Photos)

4. Obama can make his nose disappear at will. On several occasions,…

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Police Searching For Toupee Thief

BALD KNOB, ARIZONA-- Police are working overtime in the hopes of catching…

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Scientists Prove You Really Can Huff And Puff And Blow A House Down

TOPEKA, KANSAS-- Scientists from the Topeka Aeronautics Center have stated that, not…

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Wow: See The Weird Japanese Restaurant That Cooks All Its Food

TOKYO, JAPAN-- Imagine going into a Japanese restaurant and thinking you were…

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New Hair Club For Balding Pets Is A Huge Success

GALVESTON,TEXAS-- A leader in the hair restoration industry has recently created a…

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Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works

HOLLYWOOD-- This summer, a remake of the classic 1984 Karate Kid movie…

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Recent Elvis Presley Sighting Is In The Most Unheard Of Place

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- A recent Elvis sighting has the world rejoicing. Experts believe…

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TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and…

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