Tag: Rated G

Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US

OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…

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Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…

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Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…

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Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…

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Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish

CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…

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Trump Promises To Make Van Halen’s ‘Panama’ US National Anthem After Taking Over Panama Canal

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump doubled down on his desire to…

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Dan Crenshaw Unveils New Clean-Shaven Face Before Returning To Congress

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to improve his image as a corrupt RINO…

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Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model

U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new…

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Trump Threatens To Return Seth Rogen If Trudeau Doesn’t Secure Canadian Border

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump has issued yet another warning to…

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Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…

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Shooter Luigi Mangione Panicking After Jim Cramer Predicts He’ll Be Found Not Guilty And Released

U.S.-- In yet another controversial prediction, CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer…

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