Tag: Rated G

Biden Angry At Liberals For Giving Trump Credit For High Prices He Caused

WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former President Joe Biden would like to have a word…

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RFK Jr. Starting To Worry After Congress Announces ‘This Confirmation Hearing Is Brought To You By Pfizer’

WASHINGTON-- RFK Jr. went into his confirmation hearing Monday with a lot…

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Embarrassing: Zelensky’s Debit Card Declined After Trump Stops Ukraine Funding

KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an embarrassing moment for President Volodymyr Zelensky when…

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New Secret Service Course Requirements Now Include Slope Training

WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump has appointed a new head of the Secret…

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Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to…

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Anchor Baby Kamala Harris Deported To India After Trump Ends Birthright Citizenship

CHENNAI, INDIA-- Immediately after President Trump was sworn in and signed an…

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Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US

OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…

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Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…

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Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…

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Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…

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Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish

CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…

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