New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City
HOLLYWOOD-- It might be a good idea to leave the children home…
Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Southwest Airlines recently announced that they have hired hundreds of…
Queen Elizabeth Says Son Prince Andrew’s ‘A Good Boy,’ Had Nothing To Do With Epstein Crimes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- The Queen of the United Kingdom recently came out of…
Man Claims He Was Molested By A Doll
STEINWEIN, ARKANSAS-- Apparently some dolls like doing the playing. A 34 year…
Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape
HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape…
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor
HAMBURGER, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of…
Goldilocks Goes On Maury After Getting Pregnant
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Famous child star Goldilocks recently appeared on The Maury Povich…
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…
