Tag: Rape

New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City

HOLLYWOOD-- It might be a good idea to leave the children home…

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Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest

DALLAS, TEXAS-- Southwest Airlines recently announced that they have hired hundreds of…

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Queen Elizabeth Says Son Prince Andrew’s ‘A Good Boy,’ Had Nothing To Do With Epstein Crimes

LONDON, ENGLAND-- The Queen of the United Kingdom recently came out of…

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Man Claims He Was Molested By A Doll

STEINWEIN, ARKANSAS-- Apparently some dolls like doing the playing. A 34 year…

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Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape

HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape…

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Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges

PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…

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Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor

HAMBURGER, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of…

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Goldilocks Goes On Maury After Getting Pregnant

STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Famous child star Goldilocks recently appeared on The Maury Povich…

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Goose Rapist Wanted By Police

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…

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