Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister…
Joe Rogan Apologizes For Being Born After Video Surfaces Of Him Kicking His Mother Inside Womb
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Joe Rogan is in trouble once again with the woke…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian trucker convoy of freedom getting closer and…
Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
U.S.-- After Spotify removed Neil Young's music due to the singer's ultimatum,…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy…
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on…
NYC Mayor De Blasio Forced To Put Out Fires With Unused Vaccines After Firemen Quit In Mandate Protest
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio…
