Tag: Justin Trudeau

Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror

OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best…

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Justin Trudeau Promises To Be More Caring Dictator After Winning Totally Legitimate Election

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After winning Canada's most legitimate election in history in a…

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Justin Trudeau Apologizes After Old Racist Photo Surfaces Of Him Not Kneeling

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Justin Trudeau has apologized after an old photo surfaced of…

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Canada’s Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada has officially banned bananas after a man slip and…

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Joe Biden Promises He’ll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He’s Elected Prime Minister Of Canada

WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has been on fire lately, pledging…

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World Leaders Unwind With Relaxing Day At Beach After Tense NATO Summit

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After an extremely tense NATO meeting where the world's top…

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Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…

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Beto O’Rourke: ‘I Will Not In Any Scenario Run For The United States Presidency’

WASHINGTON-- Beto O'Rourke gave an interview this morning where he had to…

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‘I’ll Make Everything Out Of Lead!’ Promises Canada’s Justin Trudeau

MONTREAL, CANADA-- In an effort to win the war on dangerous plastics…

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Canada Building Border Wall To Keep Out Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing A Trump Presidency

MONTREAL, CANADA-- Canada officials recently announced on Twitter X that they have…

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Canada Outlaws Left Turns On All Roads

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian officials passed a new law on Friday which states that anyone…

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Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a disheartening defeat in his run for president of…

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