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Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada’s Trudeau Has It Vaccinated
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Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized
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Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia
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Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes
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Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris
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Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change
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Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
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Klaus Schwab Lets Everyone In On A Little Secret
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Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
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Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker’s Dogs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of…
