Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker’s Dogs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of…
Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Moments after Elon Musk posted a tweet comparing Justin Trudeau…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister…
GoFundMe Claims It Tested Positive For COVID And Has To Isolate Indefinitely
REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA-- Fundraising platform GoFundMe announced early this morning that it…
Whoopi Goldberg Returns To ‘The View’, Oh Wait, It’s Only Justin Trudeau In Blackface Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Millions of people were shocked and then confused…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
