Tag: Joe Biden

Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…

Daily Soak Staff

Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter

WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic…

Daily Soak Staff

Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation

WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking…

Daily Soak Staff

AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’

WASHINGTON-- After receiving a lot of flack over her comment that RICO…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden To Latinos: ‘If You Vote For Trump Over Me Then You Ain’t Black’

PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- During a campaign event in Arizona to stop more minorities…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Paints White House Brown In Celebration Of St. Patrick’s Day

WASHINGTON-- In celebration of St. Patrick's Day, President Joe Biden has joined…

Daily Soak Staff

White House Claims Biden Told His Ghostwriter Classified Information Only Because He Thought He Was Talking To A Real Ghost

WASHINGTON-- With the House Republican investigation into Joe Biden's mishandling of classified…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Closes Border Immediately After Seeing Illegal Aliens Chanting ‘Trump’

WASHINGTON-- Only hours after going down to the Texas border for his…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Competes With Trump’s Sneakers By Selling $69 Gold Diapers

WASHINGTON-- Not one to be upstaged by his Republican opponent, President Joe…

Daily Soak Staff

Trudeau Offers Biden Canadian Mounties To Trample Over American Trucker Protesters

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Immediately after hearing the news that American truckers were planning…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Promises To Make Up To East Palestine, Ohio By Making Donation To Ukraine In Their Name

WASHINGTON-- After waiting almost a year and half to finally visit East…

Daily Soak Staff