Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early

WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted,…

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Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing…

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Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…

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Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar

WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…

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Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…

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Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter

WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…

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Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic…

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Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation

WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking…

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AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’

WASHINGTON-- After receiving a lot of flack over her comment that RICO…

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Biden To Latinos: ‘If You Vote For Trump Over Me Then You Ain’t Black’

PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- During a campaign event in Arizona to stop more minorities…

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Biden Paints White House Brown In Celebration Of St. Patrick’s Day

WASHINGTON-- In celebration of St. Patrick's Day, President Joe Biden has joined…

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White House Claims Biden Told His Ghostwriter Classified Information Only Because He Thought He Was Talking To A Real Ghost

WASHINGTON-- With the House Republican investigation into Joe Biden's mishandling of classified…

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