Democrats Currently In White House Say They Can’t Fix Current Problems They Caused Now, Only After You Vote Them Back In
WASHINGTON-- As the 2024 presidential race draws closer to Election Day, Democrats…
Obama Starting To Wonder If It Was Such A Good Idea To Get Rid Of Biden
WASHINGTON-- Even though Kamala Harris has only been the Democratic nominee for…
Politician Who’s Been In Government For Over 50 Years Wants Term Limits For Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After spending almost 55 years as a a politician, President Joe…
Biden And Bernie Sanders Reminisce About The Time They Were Each Cheated Out Of Race By A Cackling Woman
WASHINGTON-- Only days after the DNC performed a coup d'é·tat on him…
Iran Subverts Democracy By Installing Presidential Candidate No One Voted For— No Wait, That Was The United States
U.S.-- Mainstream media outlets were abuzz with the news that Iran had…
White House Releases Undoctored Photo Of Biden To Prove He’s Alive And Well
WASHINGTON-- The White House has released a photo of Joe Biden on…
Biden Endorses Kamala Harris Only So He’ll No Longer Be Known As Worst President In History
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race…
‘Trump’s Going To Take Away Your Voting Rights,’ Says Democrat Party Who Just Removed Their Voter’s Candidate
U.S.-- After screaming for months that Donald Trump will take away people's…
Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
Biden Reassures Democrats: ‘My Chances Of Winning Election Are As Solid As My Last Bowel Movement’
WASHINGTON-- While recovering from COVID even though he was supposedly vaccinated and…
Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden gave a quick impromptu speech from the Oval…
Trump Feeling A Little Uneasy About Two New Secret Service Agents Suddenly Given To Him By Biden
WASHINGTON-- In response to an attempted assassination on Donald Trump's life thanks…