After Hunter Pardon, Biden Reassures Nation Ukraine Money Laundering Scam Will Still Continue
WASHINGTON-- After pardoning his son Hunter Biden for any crimes he may…
Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn…
Grieving MSNBC Holds Candlelight Vigil For Illegal Alien Found Guilty Of Murder
U.S.-- It was a sad day for the leftwing hosts of news…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
BRAZIL, SOUTH AMERICA-- The scientific world is abuzz with excitement after scientists…
Touching: Biden Invites Trump To White House To Give Him Back Melania’s Bra And Panties FBI Stole During Mar-A-Lago Raid
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming moment that will forever be immortalized, President Joe…
White House Clarifies Biden’s Offensive ‘Garbage’ Gaffe, Says He Meant To Call Trump Supporters ‘Trash’ Instead
WASHINGTON-- The White House was scrambling in a panic after a recent…
McDonald’s Worker Confuses One Old Senile Perverted Democrat President For Another Old Senile Perverted Democrat President
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- While campaigning to get Vice President Kamala Harris elected, former…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During an event to commemorate the 911 tragedy,…
Kamala Taps Gifted Orator Biden To Help Prepare For Upcoming Trump Debate
WASHINGTON-- Worried about her upcoming debate after her disastrous CNN interview, Vice…
Biden Posts Cryptic Message On His X Account: ‘Miss Me Yet?’
WASHINGTON-- Millions of people have been trying to make sense of Joe…
Biden And Harris Not Sure What To Do With Those 87,000 IRS Agents They Hired To Tax Worker’s Tips
WASHINGTON-- With Vice President Kamala Harris now saying she wants to end…