Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden
U.S.-- With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America's doorstep…
Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early
WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted,…
Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…
Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…
Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…
Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic…
Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation
WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking…
