Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Requests New Debate Format Of Him Just Lying Down Inside His Basement

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent…

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Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi

WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their…

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Biden Brings Back Chris Wallace To Debate Trump For Him Again

WASHINGTON-- The 2024 presidential debates are underway and President Joe Biden has…

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Biden Wishes Son Hunter A Happy Mother’s Day

WASHINGTON-- In a touching, heartfelt holiday message, President Joe Biden wished his…

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Nancy Pelosi’s Nose Starts Growing Suddenly While Touting Biden’s Flourishing Economy

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…

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Biden Bans TikTok After Video Service Forgets To Give 10 Percent To The Big Guy

WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially signed into law a controversial bill that…

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Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…

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Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods

TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA-- During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park,…

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Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…

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Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent…

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Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…

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US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden

U.S.-- With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America's doorstep…

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