Biden Requests New Debate Format Of Him Just Lying Down Inside His Basement
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their…
Biden Brings Back Chris Wallace To Debate Trump For Him Again
WASHINGTON-- The 2024 presidential debates are underway and President Joe Biden has…
Biden Wishes Son Hunter A Happy Mother’s Day
WASHINGTON-- In a touching, heartfelt holiday message, President Joe Biden wished his…
Nancy Pelosi’s Nose Starts Growing Suddenly While Touting Biden’s Flourishing Economy
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…
Biden Bans TikTok After Video Service Forgets To Give 10 Percent To The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially signed into law a controversial bill that…
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…
Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods
TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA-- During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park,…
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden
U.S.-- With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America's doorstep…