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Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- There was a brief interruption during last night's Wheel…

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Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter

WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans,…

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Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America’s Worst President

https://youtu.be/0Gn978NNnbA (SATIRE) Sad and teary-eyed former President Barack Hussein Obama was inconsolable…

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Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’

U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and…

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Biden Has Awesome News For Everyone Who Goes Out And Gets The Zombie Injection

https://youtu.be/QJedDRMrQmA A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an…

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Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga

WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy…

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CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked…

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I Love The Smell Of Satire News In The Morning

Daily Soak is the world’s most reliable satire news source, mocking the…

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COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The recently released COVID-19 Omicron variant was murdered this weekend…

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Kennedy Center Honors Celebrates Joe Biden’s Role As Best Pretend President

WASHINGTON-- The 45th annual Kennedy Center Honors returned to tradition this year…

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Top 10 Best Last-Minute Clown World Christmas Gifts You Must Buy

https://youtu.be/93IyzFRDXak Want to get that special someone the perfect Christmas gift this…

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Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas

U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to…

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